Archive for April 28th, 2010
Shipped Back Home
A man and his “ever-nagging demanding wife” went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker suggested to the husband, “Sir, you can have her buried in the Holy Land for $150 or you can have her shipped back home for $5000!”
The husband thought about it and told the undertaker, “Thanks, but I think I have her body shipped back home.”
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped back home when you can have a beautiful burial here in the Holy Land? Plus, and it would only cost you $150…”
“You see… Long time ago, a man died here and was buried here. Then… three days later, he rose from the dead…! I’m sorry… but I just can’t take that chance!” the husband replied.
