Simple Thoughts of Mine

“Practice makes a man perfect”, so goes the English proverb. The following tongue twisters will help you in your speech. Practice these tongue twisters till you succeed and see the fun you and others are getting. Enjoy and give good exercise to your tongue!
Happy twisting your tongues!
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1. If you understand, say “understand” .

If you don ‘ t understand, say ” don ‘ t understand”.

But if you understand and say “don ‘ t understand”.

How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
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2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,

But if you wish the wish the witch wishes,

I won ‘ t wish the wish you wish to wish.
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3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
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4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see.

And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
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5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
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6 ..If two witches were watching two watches,

Which witch would watch which watch?
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7. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t

the thought I thought I thought.

If the thought I thought I thought had been

the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.
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8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans.

Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow,

Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”
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9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr. Outside.

Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside.
 
Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside

and Told Mr. Inside to come inside.

Mr. Inside said “NO”, and told Mr. Outside to come outside.
 
Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside

and outside about going outside or coming inside.

Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside,

then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside

Went outside to the riverside.
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10. She sells sea shells on the sea shore,

But the sea shells that she sells,

On the sea shore are not the real ones.
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11. The owner of the inside inn was inside

His inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
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12. If one doctor doctors another doctor

Does the doctor  who doctors the doctor

doctor the doctor the way the doctor

He is doctoring doctors?

Or does the doctor doctor the way

the doctor who doctors doctors?

“When a doctor falls ill

Another doctor doctor’s the doctor.

Does the doctor doctoring the doctor

Doctor the doctor in his own way

or does the doctor doctoring the doctor

doctors the doctor in the doctor ‘ s way”
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13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.

Whether the weather be fine,

Or whether the weather be not,

Whether the weather be cold

Or whether the weather be hot,

We ‘ ll weather the weather

Whatever the weather,

Whether we like it or not.

Watch? Whether the weather is hot.
 
Whether the weather is cold.

Whether the weather is either or not.

It is whether we like it or not.
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14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .
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15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly

“Oh what should we do” Said the flea

” Let us fly Said the fly. “Let us flee”

So they flew through a flaw in the flue
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16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister

His tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
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17. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See ‘ s saw sawed Soar ‘ s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made

Soar sore. Had Soar seen See ‘ s saw Before See sawed Soar ‘ s seesaw,

See ‘ s saw would not have sawed Soar ‘ s seesaw. So See ‘ s saw sawed

Soar ‘ s seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See ‘ s

saw sawed Soar ‘ s seesaw …..