Simple Thoughts of Mine

Archive for February, 2008

Now my country, the Philippines is in chaos. Why? Because of this NBN ZTE scandal. News about this are spread all over the country, perhaps in some part of the world too. Two sides can be heard, people are confused who to believe, who’s telling the truth? Some wants to oust the President, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. Some wants her to stay. My gosh! All I ever wanted is PEACE… so much of this turmoil. Let’s put this issue on the lighter side and let me share these funny pics which I got from my email and a video from youtube.

Taking care of children is not an easy thing to do but it is fun to do with someone you love. I remember when I was 22, I was given a very delicate task… taking care of a 3-year-old girl (left for almost 3 years by her parents). It was really a big task for me then for I have no experience at all. And maybe because I love children and this kid (my cuz), I did it very well (also thanks to my mom who supported me all through the years). Now that she grew up to be very nice, sweet, loving and bright lady… I am proud to say that I was part of her childhood.

Why these things came back to me? Look at the picture. She’s the girl that I’m telling you and she’s having shower with my son after a swimming. Josephine even told me that it was the first time she gave bath to a kid My “eldest” and my “youngest” children taking bath together. Isn’t it a lovely pic to see?

This is one of the best clean jokes I’ve seen in awhile!

JESUS and satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly GOD was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, GOD said, “THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge
who does the better job.”

So satan and JESUS sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

JESUS worked with heavenly efficiency and satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went
off.

satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

JESUS just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. satan started searching frantically, screaming:

“It’s gone! It’s all GONE! “I lost everything when the power went out!”

Meanwhile, JESUS quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

satan observed this and became irate.

“Wait!” he screamed. “That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?”

GOD just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES! AMEN to that….