A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? ‘ The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that [...]
LETTER TO MY DEAR WIFE
Dear Nicole,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for It. These last two weeks have been hell. Mr. Lopez called to tell me that you had quit your job today [...]
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. “I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.” “I should be in charge,” said the blood,”because I circulate oxygen all over so without [...]
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There [...]
What is a shopaholic? According to Wikipedia it is a slang term for oniomania, or compulsive shopping. This person can’t control himself from shopping. Well, who doesn’t want to shop. Bet everyone of us has a tendency of being one especially when you’re well-off. My favorite place in a department store is the women’s shoes [...]
