Archive for the 'just for fun' Category

Feb 22 HAPPY MENTAL HEALTH DAY

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.  Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly  jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of [...]

Sep 17 Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,
 
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.  I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
 
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well.  Certain men [...]

Aug 19 $7 SEX

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.  The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’   The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? ‘   The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an  elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that [...]

Aug 4 Love Letters

LETTER TO MY DEAR WIFE
 
Dear  Nicole,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for It. These last two weeks have been hell.  Mr. Lopez called to tell me that you had quit your job today [...]

Jul 24 The Colonoscopy

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. “I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”  “I should be in charge,” said the blood,”because I circulate oxygen all over so without [...]