Archive for the ‘just for fun’ Category
Cool Lolo
morning going to Antipolo when I can’t resist to took this shot without his approval (sorry). Why? Because at his age (I think his on his 70s), he knows how to text!!! After composing his text for almost 3 minutes. He put his celfone in a case and slipped it inside his pocket, then he wore his sunglasses. Isn’t he a cool lolo (grandpa)? But I bet he’ll be more groovy if he use prada sunglasses. I wonder if lolo is using an internet… Hmmmm… What a techi old man 
Ambitious Nurse
An ambitious NURSE INTERN in a tertiary hospital dialled the canteen and shouted, ” Get me a cup of coffee, quick!”.
The voice from the other line said, ” You fool! You’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you are talking to?” I’m the chief nurse of this hospital, you idiot.”
The intern shouted back, “And do you know who your are talking to? Bitch!”
Chief Nurse: “No!”
Intern: “Thank God!”
Yoga or Drinking
Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does!!!
Savasana
Position of total relaxation.
Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.
Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.
Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal comumn.
Halasana
Excellent for back pain and insomnia.
Dolphin
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.
Salambhasana
Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.
Ananda Balasana
This position is great for massaging the hip area.
Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.
Pigeon
Tones the body, and builds flexibility and helps get rid of ‘stress’.
So, let’s start drinking …
Shipped Back Home
A man and his “ever-nagging demanding wife” went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker suggested to the husband, “Sir, you can have her buried in the Holy Land for $150 or you can have her shipped back home for $5000!”
The husband thought about it and told the undertaker, “Thanks, but I think I have her body shipped back home.”
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped back home when you can have a beautiful burial here in the Holy Land? Plus, and it would only cost you $150…”
“You see… Long time ago, a man died here and was buried here. Then… three days later, he rose from the dead…! I’m sorry… but I just can’t take that chance!” the husband replied.
HAPPY MENTAL HEALTH DAY
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love… I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’
Edna replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?’
Happy Mental Health Day!
