Simple Thoughts of Mine

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.  I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well.  Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I offen can get a job thru my persinately.  May salerey is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think I am werth,

I can start emeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS  :   Because my resimay is a bit short-below is a pickture of me

Employer’s Response:

Dear Bryan,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.

See you Monday

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